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I'm a little sad to see a Raw opening monologue that doesn't get interrupted by CM Punk, honestly, but cutting off Cena's blablabla with Cena being scared of big black guys is kind of okay

Booker T you are not Raw GM, please get back to Fridays and let Vickie do her job

oh man Dolphhhhhh that was super messed up but I'm not even upset, that's just how this works and I am super pumped to see where this goes (but holy shit ow I cannot watch people doing this ankle lock shit it hurts to even look at)

aaaaaaaa Hell No being the family that was fantastic

R-Truth Santino Marella and Zack Ryder may be my favorite tag team ever